If you want your melons looking as good as Cindy Crawford’s… use Meaningful Beauty

So, I’m watching an infomercial for Meaningful Beauty, by Cindy Crawford. Early in the commercial, they put two melons side by side and somehow the product they are selling protects their melon from normal decay, while the other melon quickly (with timelapse) decays. And then it came to me… If you want your melons to look as good as Cindy Crawford’s then use Meaningful Beauty;-)

Cindy Crawford is 58 years old, which is the same age of Brooke Shields.